Dita Von Teese And Marilyn Manson To Divorce After a little over a year, Dita Von Teese (aka Heather Renée Sweet) is giving her pasty husband the boot according to Page Six. The sexy pinup model filed shortly before Christmas which is the Satanist's favorite holiday, but Marilyn Manson (aka Brian Warner) is unaware as she has been unable to get in touch with him. As with almost every divorce, “irreconcilable differences” are cited as being the reason for the split. Rumor has it that Manson has been drowning himself in booze over the last year, and that communicating in any manner other than in the bedroom tied up to weird sexual contraptions is impossible. Since the rest of the world has been notified of the split, she's now deciding to drop by an LA recording studio to give Manson the good news. I bet he'll be thrilled. Now he can have his Roman Orgies guilt free! I think the biggest downer for him will be that he'll no longer be able to snag all of her MAC makeup. There should be no custody battle following the breakup, as pregnancy was impossible. Marilyn Manson's sperm is said to be made of pure absinthe and Dita Von Teese could never fit a baby in that tummy of hers that's always wrapped inside of a corset. They do however have cats together. Now all that is left to be determined is whether or not Dita Von Teese gets to keep the cats or whether Marilyn Manson gets to sacrifice them for his next album cover. Look at this hot piece of pinup ass below. How can such an ugly guy let such perfection slip away?! 0 Comments Posted on 05 Jan 2007 by Sherm Content Management Powered by CuteNews

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