Jennifer Aniston Loses Vince Vaughn To A Coed
 Why is it that Jennifer Aniston can't keep a man? From what I've seen of this little spinner, she has a curvy yet petite body, she seems pretty intelligent and she's most likely worth more than a few dollars. Could it be that she only gets busy with the most desirable men in the world? Maybe. Could it be that her competition includes only actresses that are richer and more successful than she? Well, maybe in 1 instance, but this time her love has fallen by the wayside thanks to an immature 20 year old who prefers snuggling to sex.
In an email to her nosey friends that love gossip as much as we do, 20-year-old Trinity University student Laura Mallory Lane spilled the totally XXX details about her Eastern European romp with Vince Vaughn:
"…next thing I know it was me and Vince Vaughn alone in the hotel room. For a while we just had a drink and talked some more (and yes, we talked about Jen) and one thing led to another and obviously we were messing around before too long. We didn’t have sex, but it was just as good :) Afterward we just laid in his gigantic beautiful bed with satin sheets, smoking cigarettes and talking about life. He had a gorgeous view of the river and Buda Castle from his window, and we watched the sunrise. I felt like I was in a movie. We didn’t ever go to sleep and in the morning he walked me out and kissed me goodbye in front of everyone and was so sweet."
At least when she lost Brad Pitt, it was to Angelina Jolie. There's no harm in losing a guy to the sexiest actress in the world. However, there is no excuse when losing your man to a coed who hasn't even fucked your man! You can still hold your head up high Jennifer, as you're still on my "to bang" list, but if I see you lose 1 more man to some other skank, I may just have to start second guessing my taste! Until then, I'll use these pictures below to look at you in what I think is the best light... light that highlights your golden skin tone, airbrushing that wipes out all of your flaws, celebrity nipples that are forever erect and sound that is free of womanly nagging (aka silence)!
Posted on 07 Dec 2006 by Sherm 
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