Ode To Jessica Biel's Perfect Ass OK. So I know these pictures of Jessica Biel in her white bikini have been posted all over the web and I am a bit late jumping on the bandwagon, but what the hell. For those of you who haven't seen it, this is the most perfect ass you will ever feast your eyes upon. She is of course a celebrity, so while we are in our homes with the heaters cranked full blast, she is working on her tan in some tropical place. Thank God photographers are there to capture her vacation for all of us to see in her various states of undress! After I got an eyeful of her perfect ass, her puffy fun bags and her perfectly shaped cameltoe, I was in the mood to write a poem dedicated to Jessica Biel and her bangin' body. ::ahem:: Here goes! Jessica Biel, your ass is so nice. When you walk right by me, I do a double take twice. Your Biel boobs are bouncy, perky and round. They look like floatation devices... you could never drown. You look so cute when you handle that racket. If given the chance, I would definitely tap it. Your white bikini shows off such a nice cameltoe. I can tell that you're shaved, there's no coochie afro. Your body is toned and you have a perfect tan. You may not be looking, but I'll be your man. I know you are a celeb, and too good for me. But the next time you get banged, may I watch for free? 0 Comments Posted on 11 Jan 2007 by Sherm Content Management Powered by CuteNews

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