Lindsay Lohan Enters Rehab...Finally So maybe Lindsay Lohan does have a brain aside from the 2 bulging bubbles on her chest. At 2:30 on Wednesday, Lindsay checked her alcoholic ass into the Wonderland Center rehab facility in Laurel Canyon (as reported by US Online)...That is in LA for all of you that aren't plastics rolling Bentley's down Rodeo Blvd. In a statement issued by Lindsay, she had this to say: "I have made a proactive decision to take care of my personal health. I appreciate your well-wishes and ask that you please respect my privacy at this time." Today starts the official "How Long Will Lindsay Last" pool at the local watering hole. While we could be betting on how long it'll be before she checks herself out of the clinic, we are actually betting on how many shots it'll take before she passes out after she loses a bit of her tolerance from a few hours laying off the hooch. Her current limit is 36 shots of Jagermeister, but my money is on 18 after she makes a break for it. While this may be near alcohol poisoning for most of us, it's known that celebrity alcoholics can consume much more than the average drunk. Don't worry Lindsay. You aren't the only celebrity hottie that can pound em' like an Irishman on St. Patricks Day! Paula Abdul has been hitting it hard, Courtney Love has never met a drink she hasn't devoured, Nicole Richie can drink like a fish without ever gaining weight and we all know Britney Spears loves her booze more than her babies! 0 Comments Posted on 18 Jan 2007 by Sherm Lindsay Lohan Gives Us A Nice View Of Her Big Boobs Who knew that beanpole celebrities could possess heavy hangers? In this photo snapped of Lindsay Lohan getting into a car, we get an excellent side view of her bulging milk bubbles. After examining this photo closely, I've come to the conclusion that her plastic surgeon has attached some seriously realistic looking bolt on's that hang like real hooters, or that one of her doctors has introduced a miraculous diet that takes the fat pounds that'd normally attach to a woman's thighs and redirected them to the lady’s chest. Regardless, the trend of celebrities not possessing underwear or bras isn't something that I'll get sick of anytime soon! I'll be back in a few days ladies and gentleman. I'll be heading to Vegas to spend some time with pornstars, celebrities and webmaster nerds. If you need a daily fix of celebrity smut while I'm away, check out these sites: Mr Skin | Paparazzi Exposed | Female Stars | Nitro Celebs 0 Comments Posted on 15 Jan 2007 by Sherm Lindsay Lohan Loves Stripper Cunts 3 hours on a stripper pole, a misguided email from a blackberry and a few bruises on her inner thighs have put Lindsay Lohan back in the news once again! The recently sober celeb shot out a message to a friend who either leaked it, or it was somehow intercepted. In the email, Lindsay Lohan pays homage to strippers around the world...kinda. "subj: They’re all whores, they’re all whores . . . xcept for some obviously! Body: So . . . 3 hours of pole dancing and bruised. everywhere . . . I mean we’re talkin’ like, UPPER AND INNER THIGH ACTION-bruised . . . like a walking black-and-blue mark. I mean really though, really, I didn’t know it was actually possible to have bruises in such areas of the body. Strippers dude, I tell you, I really respect the cunts now. . . I’m not gonna lie to ya." While you may think that Lindsay Lohan has kicked her mind to the curb along with her drinking habits, I must note that she is working on her moves for an upcoming movie in which she portrays a stripper. While there's no word about whether we'll see the skin of anorexic Lindsay, or Lindsay with big knockers and a bangin' ass, but hopefully she provides us all with some more interesting leaked emails while her days on the set get longer! These pictures below of Lindsay Lohan below have nothing to do with this incident, but they do illustrate how a Lindsay Lohan lapdance would begin (in my mind at least)! 0 Comments Posted on 18 Dec 2006 by Sherm Lindsay Lohan Loves Paris Hilton...Again Just 12 hours after Lindsay Lohan cried a river to reporters about Paris Hilton smacking her punk ass, she’s back barking lies to the paparazzi once again. While she’s claiming that "Paris never hit me. She's my friend. Everyone lies about everything. ... Please, stop trying to make us hate each other.", she’s forgetting one thing: The cameras captured the hot headed, fire crotch spewing these words: "Paris Hilton hit me last night for no reason, apparently, at my friend's house, and I didn't know she'd be there, and she hit me, and she hit me with a drink and poured it all over me, and it hurts, and it's not okay." I wish I could tell you what’s going through this mess’s head, but we can chalk it up to one of three possible answers: 1. She’s on a 13 day hunger strike to lose the 2% body fat that is oozing off of her body, and her blood sugar is ultra low, thus causing her poor short term memory. 2. The cocaine has finished eating her nasal cavity and has moved on to her tiny pea sized brain. 3. Paris Hilton has threatened to contact Louis Vuitton and cut off Lindsay Lohan’s supply of free purses if she leaks any more info to the press. Regardless of what’s going on, we’ll skip the detective work and pay attention to the important things…like how Lindsay Lohan looks in various states of undress! 0 Comments Posted on 29 Nov 2006 by Sherm Content Management Powered by CuteNews

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