You know a marriage isn't meant to be when the couple attempting to divorce can't agree on the day in which they legally separated...thus making a divorce impossible. It's also a good indication that divorce is immanent when 1/2 of the spousal equation consists of Pamela Anderson! Kid Rock and Pamela Anderson have both filed for divorce citing irreconcilable differences, yet they need to agree on the date of separation first before the split can be finalized...but the irreconcilable differences seem to be making agreement damn near impossible. Pamela Anderson claims the split was on Tuesday, Nov. 21 while Kid Rock (aka Robert Ritchie) claims the split happened on Sunday, Nov. 26. I guess Rock counts the five straight days of angry sex as a part of being together.
The celebrity nymphos (as documented in past celeb sex tapes) make the split after just four months of marriage. Earlier in the month, Anderson suffered a miscarriage while filming the movie Blonde and Blonder (which sounds like a classic in the making).
While we do know that these 2 are making the split, none of us have any clue as to which washed up rock star will have his rock cock inside of her bimbo coochie next. I doubt it'll be an A-lister now that she's pushing 40, her knockers have shrunk a bit, and her Hepatitis C doesn't seem to want to disappear. Hell...maybe she's going to pass on the rock stars and go for less than successful rappers. I hear Kevin Federline is out and on the prowl (and in need of a new sugar mama)!
Just A Trip Down Mammary Lane: