Virgin Territory With Paris Hilton And Jenna Jameson
 If you put Jenna Jameson together with Paris Hilton, what would you get? ::waiting:: Time is up! You would get the princess of porno and the princess of everything else on a reality show called Virgin Territory. At least that's what you get if you are a producer named Kevin Blatt (a.k.a. K-Bizzle, a.k.a the guy who brought us all the Paris Hilton Sex Tape). The 2 starlets have been contacted to star in an upcoming reality show in which "a group of the uninitiated will find their way to the promised land."
Apparently the premise is that these 2 ladies will help to get these guys laid, or maybe they will give the winning virgin a threesome that he'll never forget. Who really knows what the premise is, but you'd better believe that the ratings for a show like this would be through the roof. Be on the lookout for Blatt to unveil giant billboards in Times Square and in Los Angeles; soliciting actual virgins who are too cheap to pay for a hooker. "Finding virgins in NYC or Los Angeles is no easy task," says Blatt. I think he's right. They'd better administer lie detectors to all contestants, because I'll definitely be applying to stick my ween into these two hussies...and lord knows I've banged multiple celebs throughout my life, *including Jennifer Garner last night!
* Wet dreams count if they are realistic enough!
Posted on 24 Jan 2007 by Sherm 
Paris Hilton Wants To Make Her Eyelid Hawt
 Paris Hilton has a droopy eyelid that I never noticed (ya... I missed the South Park episode)...until now! I was usually too busy looking at her tits and those DSL's of hers! Page Six reported that Paris Hilton and her hotter sister Nicky Hilton visited a plastic surgeon to fix her sagging left eyelid. After popping in blue contacts recently which she was advised against by her doctor, her left eyelid which was supposedly previously lifted began to droop once again. Although Paris and her representative Elliot Mintz deny any past cosmetic work, I tend to believe the opposite of what spews from her mouth. Six year ago, she was rumored to have had surgery to lift her lids, and the muscles in her left eye were damaged causing her left eye to sag like the pants on a suburban white teenager.
While it's very admirable that it's not her tits she's getting enhanced, I think it's silly to deny a past surgery on something as simple and unnoticed as an eyelid. The only other answer to her newly developed eye irritation would have to be the amount of cum she has taken to the face over the course of her career. I've seen a few girls who have gotten the pink eye surprise and the result after being cleaned up looks very similar.
So what is it Paris? a botched surgery or too many loads to the face? Keep an eye out (no pun intended) and see if her lids are lifted anytime soon...my bet is that she'll disappear for a few weeks while she's hiding from the light in a giant pair of blue blockers.
Posted on 21 Jan 2007 by Sherm
Is Paris Hilton Really Engaged?
 It seems as if the baby bug has rubbed off on Paris Hilton (no...not baby batter shooting captured in another Paris Hilton Sex Tape) after hanging out with Ms. Britney Spears. While Paris Hilton will neither admin or deny it, she was spotted at Stacey Bendet's "Black & White" dinner in L.A. wearing an engagement ring on her ring finger while toting around Stavros Niarchos as if he were her precious boy toy.
According to Page Six:
"She strolled in with her on-again, off-again Greek - and a ring that looked suspiciously like the fake "diamond" solitaire she once claimed former fiancé Paris Latsis gave her. (Latsis actually gave her a smaller ring from Cartier.) Either way, Hilton wasn't being very open about it. The celebutard acted coy when dinner guests asked about Niarchos and the ring. She spent the night canoodling with Niarchos (who last told Page Six he was "a student"), next to sister Nicky Hilton, Brandon "Greasy Bear" Davis, Michelle Trachtenberg and Mena Suvari."
Reps for Paris Hilton eventually made a statement claiming that engagement rumors were false and that she's known to wear rings on that finger on either hand. Being as its Paris Hilton however, I wouldn't doubt that she thinks it's a good idea to get married this week while trying to get knocked up. She recently spent the week babysitting for Britney Spears and told the press that she'd be a great mother since she's taken care of animals.
Regardless, let's just hope that this rumor is false and that Paris Hilton avoids reproducing at all throughout her life time. Not only will the baby turn out to be dumb as a rock, but future upskirts and sex tapes will reveal hideous caesarian scars and loose labia’s!
Here are a few pictures of the event with Paris wearing the massive rock on her finger while parading her boy toy around like a puppy begging for a dog biscuit (or a horny guy wanting some Paris Hilton ass):Posted on 10 Dec 2006 by Sherm |
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